Saturday, March 31, 2012

Over 100 Arrested in Kingston Drug Sweep

Mayor Shayne Gallo holds a broom at a press conference w Cheif Tinti; members of State police; Sheriff Van Blarcum, Under Sheriff Frank Falutico, and DA Carnright

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The Hayes Show part 5

Hayes and Hoffay at Rotary park

April 5th, 2012

Hayes: ah, Tommy, you went over your limit, I got a 3,000 Visa bill, what did you spend it on?

Hoffay: I needed a new suit

Hayes: 3,000 for a suit? That's half what I pay and my suits are made out of organic silk worms from figi.

Hoffay: and I needed a watch..

Hayes: 3k for a suit and a watch.

Hoffay: Let's talk about the budget

Hayes: I wanna relax, this hobby of being Mayor is growing tired. Why didn't the British finish the job, who would want anything to do with Kingston.

Hoffay: Now, Mayor, you don't mean that.

Hayes: Get me a match and some lighter fluid, (Hayes smiles, as he sips his appletini and puffs on a funny ciggarette).

Hoffay: It could be worse

Hayes: Yes, I could be playing polo right now and selling curb your enthusiasm to the Saudi Prince for HBO.

Hoffay: Well at least you have a good city clerk, I have done great things to that office.

Hayes: urgh (Hayes shrugs in disgust) I am going to feed the ducks, can you wash the mud off my alligator shoes.

Hoffay: Of course Mayor.

Hayes: I am just so much better than all of you guys Tom, I am of a higher class.

Hoffay: Anne Marie was telling me you got mistaken for Chelsea Grammer last week?

Hayes: hehe yes, I was playing criket with Bloomberg, Christie Quinn and Dean Skelos at Gracie Mansion, when one of the help, DiBlasio something thought I looked like Fraiser. Oh gosh, what a chuckle we had.

(Hayes ties his sweater around his neck and gets a shoe shine, while pouring a fresh appletini and admiring the ducks)

Hayes: Tom, remind me to call Buso, I want to tear down the Carnagie Library and build a duck pond, and have it surrounded by a moat.

Hoffay: You can't tear down that building, it's historic

Hayes: (Gritting his teeth) But I want a duck pond, I wanted one since when I was a kid and the maid would draw me a bath with my rubber ducks.

Hoffay:We don't even own the property.

Hayes: Call the school system, get the assemblyman on the phone and lets get ready to tear down a library. These Kingstonians can't read. Tom, if you want to continue to use my Visa and Amex card you will get me that duck pond.

Hoffay: What about your mastercard?

to be continued.

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Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA MORE...MORE. This was written a few days ago, prove it was done last year! Anyway please whoever wrote this please continue, like an Ulster County edition. Or a current city one dealing with issues of today. Hayes would no doubt be in a daze if he had to deal w half of what Gallo has done effectively.

Also I'm sipping a mimosa, enjoying these comments on this fine Sunday Morning.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA MORE...MORE. This was written a few days ago, prove it was done last year! Anyway please whoever wrote this please continue, like an Ulster County edition. Or a current city one dealing with issues of today. Hayes would no doubt be in a daze if he had to deal w half of what Gallo has done effectively.

Also I'm sipping a mimosa, enjoying these comments on this fine Sunday Morning.

Anonymous said...

One of the men they so called had in custody wasn't even in Kingston at the time of the raid. Lying from the door. This is the people you all put your trust and faith in. Crazy..